A recently-attached couple is in bed for the first time together. The girl is really excited, as her boyfriend is incredibly fit. She starts to undress him.
As she pulls of his shirt, she squeals in excitement. "OOoo baby, what are those?"
He strokes his pecs and says: "those, baby, are land mines."
She giggles a little bit, and asks him about his arms.
"That's TNT "
She begins to pull of his pants, and again lets out a squeal. "And baby, how about these?"
She was referring to his legs. "Those, baby, are grenade launchers"
She's clearly hot and bothered now, she's sweating with anticipation. She peels off his underwear, slowly. All of a sudden she SCREAMS and jumps off the bed.
Alarmed, confused, the guy sits up and asks her what's wrong.
She said: "I don't want to be around that many explosives when you have such a short fuse."
extra:
"I came back one day and discovered that my wife had been sleeping with a horse. The stupid horse ran away before I could even see him!"
"OMG! How did you know it was a horse then?"
"Well, I found the jockey under the bed...."
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