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Thursday, April 22, 2010

Entry #54 - Iron it first!

An old woman went to her granddaughter's house. She saw two pairs of shoes belonging to a man and a woman. She became suspicious after finding out the door was unlocked. She went inside and found a man lying down on the sofa, while her granddaughter stood above him naked. She was bewildered at her granddaughters appearance.

"What are you doing?" the old woman asked.

"Err.. um... err.." stuttered her granddaughter.

"Why are you naked?"

"I'm not naked, I'm wearing a 'love suit'!"

"Love suit?"

"Yeah, a love suit."

Then the old woman had the idea of wearing a 'love suit' to show to her husband on their 60th anniversary that day. She rushed back home and stripped down, while seemingly putting on an invisible 'love suit'.

A few hours later, her husband came back home after a game of poker with his friends. He was surprised to find his wife standing naked at the door.

"Why the hell are you naked?" he asked.

"I'm not naked. I'm wearing a 'love suit'!" she replied cheekily.

"Oh, a love suit. Well if you're gonna wear it next time, at least iron it first!"

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