Entry #48 - The gay guy

An old man and women owned a farm. The old man died and the woman couldn't handle the farm by herself so she was going to hire someone to help her. The only job applicants were the
town drunk and a new guy in town, who was gay. So she chose the gay guy; they worked together for a week or so and got the farm back together.

The old woman was pleased with the work the gay guy had done, so she decided to give her hired hand the night off. She said he could let loose and have some fun but he had to be home by midnight. The hired hand then got up and left for the bar. But by the time midnight came around, no hired hand. 12:15 and no hired hand still. The woman was getting impatient. Finally at 1:06 the hired hand came home. The woman was waiting for him in her rocker by the fire. She said to him,

“Take my shoes off,” so he did.

She said, “Take my stockings off,” without taking his eyes off hers he did.

Then she said, “Take my dress off,” and he did.

She said, “Take my bra off,” and with hands shaking but not losing eye contact he did.

Then she said, “Take my panties off,” and he lost eye contact and his hands were shaking so badly it took a while to do but he manage to.

Finally, she said, “Don't you EVER wear my clothes again.”