A Cowboy goes to a swanky club wearing a new pair of cowboy boots. He stops outside to admire his reflection in his new boots. It's not long before he's dancing with a pretty young girl. He puts his left boot down between her feet and catches a peek at her underwear.
The cowboy tells her that he can read minds and proceeds to tell her what sort underwear she's wearing and what colour they are.
The girl tells her friends and the story spreads around the club. This happens again with the next few girls the cowboy dances with.
One girl decides she'll be clever and takes off her underwear before she dances with the cowboy. She manages to work her way across the dance floor to the "mind-reader" cowboy.
The cowboy puts his right boot under her and says :"F*ckit! I paid $500 for these boots and now there's a crack on this one!"
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