Entry #135 - Aunt Karen

A teacher gave her primary 5 class an assignment to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day, the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.

Kathy said, “My father’s a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying hens.
One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the pickup when
we hit a bump in the road and all the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess.”

“And what’s the moral of the story?” asked the teacher.
“Don’t put all your eggs in one basket!!!“
“Very good,” said the teacher.

Oh, there was little Johnny with his hand up.
“Johnny, do you have a story to share?”

“Yes, ma’am, my daddy told me this story about my Aunt Karen.
She was a flight engineer in desert storm and her plane got hit.
She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun and a machete.

She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn’t break and then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops.
She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets,
then she killed twenty more with the machete till the blade broke and
then she killed the last ten with her bare hands.”

“God heavens,” said the horrified teacher, “what kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?”

“Don’t mess with Aunt Karen when she’s been drinking..."