Entry #19 - Natural treatment

A man is concerned with the size of his penis, and feels extremely insecure. His friends tell him of a "natural doctor" who can fix these problems. He goes to this doctor and the doctor tells him,
"I have had many people with your condition, and i know of a solution. There is a frog in the middle of the forest near here, and every time you get him to say 'no' your penis will grow larger."
So the man goes into the forest and finds the frog and asks him
"Will you give me a kiss?"
To which the frog replies,
"No"
The man looks in his pants and sees his penis is larger than before, and so decides to repeat it.
"Will you give me a kiss?"
"No"
Will you give me a kiss?"
"NO"
Will you give me a kiss?"
"NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO"
The man goes back to the doctor and tells him of this new problem. The doctor tells him,
"There is a fix, but it wont work again, so make sure you get this one right, okay? Go into the town nearby and bump into people on the street, every time they apologise your penis will shrink a bit."
So the man goes into the town and bumps into someone.
"Sorry mate" comes the reply.
He bumps into another,
"Fuck, sorry about that" the other person says.
Then he bumps into an indian person, and the indian turns and says,
"A million apologies."


extra:


Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.