A guy walks into a bar, which happens to be at the top of a 20 story building. He sits down next to this other guy, who has 3 shots of Tequila in front of him. They exchange hello's, and in a lil bit, the other guy takes a deep breath, slams the 3 shots, and jumps out the window of the bar.
The other guy can't believe it! "What the hell was that?" He goes back to his drinking.
About 5 minutes later, the jumper comes back in, sits down at the bar, and says, "Bartender, 3 more shots of Tequila."
The Bartender lines them up. After a few minutes, he takes a deep breath again, slams all 3 shots, and jumps out the window!
The other guy says, " Oh WTF is this?!?!"
He asks the bartender, but the bartender just says he's been doing that all day.
5 minutes later, the guy comes back up.
"Bartender, 3 more..."
Guy 2 says,
"WHOAWHOAWHOA, hold on a minute! What the hell are you doing???"
Guy 1 says, "Oh it's totally awesome. You take a deep breath, do 3 shots of Tequila to relax you and take your mind off the ground, jump out the window. The wind shear off the side of the building will keep you afloat, and you coast down to the ground, landing on your feet. Try it. It's awesome!!!"
so guy 2 says, "Oh I gotta try this. Bartender, 3 shots of Tequila."
Bartender lines them up.
Guy 2 is pretty nervous tho, and Guy 1 reassures him it's safe.
Finally guy 2 says, "ok, here goes"
Takes a deep breath,
does the 3 shots of Tequila,
jumps out the window,
and crashes on the ground to his death.
The bartender says, "You know, Superman, you're a real a$$hole when you're drunk."
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