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Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Entry #14 - Little Billy

Little Billy's parents are at home on a Sunday afternoon. They have a function to go to, and the babysitter is supposed to arrive soon. Both of them are extremely horny, and want to have a quickie. But Billy is around, so the father decides to get creative.

Father: "Billy, I want you to do something for me. I need you to stand out on the balcony, and keep an eye on everything that's happening."

Billy: "Okay, pop!"

The parents sneak into the bedroom, rip off each others clothes, and start doing the dirty.

Billy: "Mrs. Enkelschnitz just let her dog poop on the neighbour's lawn and didn't pick it up, dad!!!"

Father: (panting) "That's great Billy!"

Billy: "Oh, and Mr. Smith, the store owner, he just parked his car beside a fire hydrant!"

Mother: "Keep up the good work Billy, what else do you see?"

Billy: "The Johnsons from across the street are having sex"

Mother and Father: "WHAT!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!? How do you know THAT???"

Billy: "Because their kid is out on the balcony too."

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