Little Billy's parents are at home on a Sunday afternoon. They have a function to go to, and the babysitter is supposed to arrive soon. Both of them are extremely horny, and want to have a quickie. But Billy is around, so the father decides to get creative.
Father: "Billy, I want you to do something for me. I need you to stand out on the balcony, and keep an eye on everything that's happening."
Billy: "Okay, pop!"
The parents sneak into the bedroom, rip off each others clothes, and start doing the dirty.
Billy: "Mrs. Enkelschnitz just let her dog poop on the neighbour's lawn and didn't pick it up, dad!!!"
Father: (panting) "That's great Billy!"
Billy: "Oh, and Mr. Smith, the store owner, he just parked his car beside a fire hydrant!"
Mother: "Keep up the good work Billy, what else do you see?"
Billy: "The Johnsons from across the street are having sex"
Mother and Father: "WHAT!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!? How do you know THAT???"
Billy: "Because their kid is out on the balcony too."
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