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Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Entry #173 - Stupid Girl

I knew a girl that was so stupid that.......




she called me to get my phone number.


she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrated. "


she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.


she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.


she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.


she tried to drown a fish.


she thought a quarterback was a refund.


she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.


she tripped over a cordless phone.


she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.


she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.


she studied for a blood test.


she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.


when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.


when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.


when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home. Man she's STUPID!!!!!!!!

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