Entry #168 - Untitled

A man breaks into a bank at night. He cracks open a safe and find a small piece of jelly inside. "Damn, how come they put jelly in here" . He opens the next safe and find another piece of jelly. Since the last one is pretty good, he eats it without thinking. He opens the third safe and still find no money but a piece of jelly. "Why jelly, this must be a joke!". He eats the jelly in furry and opens all of the reachable safe. But there is no money in them, all are jellies. He eats as much jellies as possible. He even takes home some of them. "I must have mistaken with a jelly store"
On the next morning, there is a hot title on the local newspaper: "Sperm bank have all of their sperms stolen".