One day bobby and grandpa went fishing for the day.
While out in the lake, grandpa pulls out a smoke.
Bobby asks "Grandpa can I take a puff?"
Grandpa replies with "Well bobby can you touch your asshole with your dick?"
Bobby then shakes his head "No grandpa I can't."
Then your too young yet bobby says grandpa.
Later Grandpa pulls out a beer, Bobby asks for a sip of it and grandpa asks again the same question and sadly Bobby had the same answer.
On the way home grandpa stops and buys scratch and wins (Tickets you can scratch for a chance to win money).
Grandpa scratches his and turns out he wins nothing, he turns over to Bobby
"So Bobby, did ya win anything?"
After a few minutes of silence Bobby yells OH WOW!! I JUST WON TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS!! WOO HOO.
Then Grandpa asks, "Hah! Bobby you DO plan to share that with your Grandpa right?!"
Bobby turns to his grandpa "Well Grandpa, that depends. Can you touch your asshole with your dick?"
Grandpa scoffs "Well yes! Of course."
Bobby thinks then yells. "THEN I SUGGEST, YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF OLD MAN".
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