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Friday, December 10, 2010

Entry #177 - FBI, CIA & LAPD

he FBI, CIA, and LAPD participate in a contest to see who is the best at catching criminals. They each have an identical patch of forest and have to catch a rabbit.

The FBI cuts every tree in their patch of forest, but no rabbit.

The CIA installs listening devices and interrogates the plants and animals but they can't find a rabbit either.

The LAPD send a team into the forest. An hour later, they return dragging a bear, who screams "Okay! I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit!"

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Entry #176 - 2 Brothers

2 brothers celebrate Christmas with theri parents. The older one gets everything he wished for and even more. He gets a Playstation 3, a new car, a new bike, a new computer etc...

The younger one only gets a card with 50 dollars saying: Marry Christman , your Parents.

As a reaction the older one goes to his brother and says:

"Its pretty obvious who is the most loved child of us", and laughs.

The younger one answers with the question:

"Did they tell you that you have cancer?"